Hatorade

Donnie was drunk when he was writing this. Between Alex, Austin, Andrew and I, we have seen it 11 times. You want more of The Joker? Here we go!

The Dark Knight

The Dark Knight was one of the most epic movies I have ever seen, no joke. There are so many things to the latest of the new Batman movies that show you that they aren't just looking to make a incredible superhero movie, but a top notch movie in all categories. Heath Ledger's Joker surpassed all expectations, Two Face was perfect, and batman has even more tricks up his sleeves, well, sweet arm blades. I don't want to say anything else about this movie. See it! And despite what you think you may know, this movie will complete your life.

Oscar Pistorius

This guy is pretty badass.

Stand Up Potties

This was a portion of a conversation between a dad and his young son
in the bathroom.

"Oh I love stand up potties! Don't you dad!?! I wish girls used stand
up potties."

(while laughing) " Heh, NO you don't."

Sent from Adam's iPhone.

Randomness

Noice!

So I basically suck at Fantasy Basketball. Some guys at work were talking about their wives and how they play by just picking the names that sound cool. I didn't tell them that that is how I picked my bracket.

My brother is watching The Mummy VHS. I mean it's in full screen and you can't through chapters. Lame.

This could have been a great t-shirt.

Yeah, this is pretty funny.

Back In Time to the Millennium

I like the blog posts Scott and Donnie have delivered to us about funny and possibly controversial instances about each other. They were very entertaining. It has even aroused my interest to try and scrape something funny up about a family member. It kinda irked him way back when, when we would confront him about it, but nowadays it just good ol' dinner table humor.

My brother Austin for the longest time harbored a secret crush on the Backstreet Boys. The dates on paper don't seem like they match up in my head, but I remember him asking our mom for the Backstreet Boys new CD Millennium and a new CD player to listen to it on. Christmas morning came and 10 year old Austin came running upstairs and starting going through his stocking. He exploded in his pants when he found his brand new Backstreet Boys CD and a shiny new CD player. He opened it up and listened to it right there and all throughout the day. He even made up a new dance move the likes of which the world has never seen, and devoted it to that CD. Later, when little Austin found out that the rest of his brothers didn't like the Backstreet Boys, he broke up his CD and hid it underneath his bed. When we asked him why he broke it he said it was because he never even really liked 'em, and that mom for some reason got the impression that he wanted it for Christmas along with a new CD player. He claimed he didn't understand how mom came to that conclusion, but later admitted that he was embarrassed and said he realized that guys didn't listen the Backstreet Boys and that they were, and are, a joke. Everyone knows that 'N Sync was way cooler. I mean they had good dances moves, like the one where they are acted like puppets. Jesus that was clever.

Anyways, what a funny guy.

Blingo

In the clutch my buddy has won on Blingo! This time it was $25 Amazon
cash. I have $45 saved up thus far since I stopped accepting the movie
tickets.

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Meet The Fankle

This is maybe after 24 hours the original accident. I had an x-ray done and it is just a bad sprain, no broken bones or anything. Hopefully work lets me greet people at the front door, because I am not allowed to walk, stock, lift, pull, jump, stand, think about standing, drag, think about dragging or anything else that my demands of me per doctors orders. I busted out about 50 hours at work this week in hopes of being able to work about the same amount this week because of the corporate walk that is on Tuesday.

Fankle

I about broke my ankle last night at work. I stepped back, caught my
ankle on a pallet and rolled my ankle to the outside. I guess while
rolling on the ground I turned blue and was sweating up a storm. While
in the office manager let me know that I looked miserable and was
turning green. I'm at the hospital right now getting ready to get an x-
ray. I'll get some pictures tomorrow, since I know all of you wanna
see it, and update y'all tomorrow.

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I'm Back

Got back this morning from Portland. We had some nice dinners and some well spent family time. Alex went 2-2 and was knocked out before the round before the placing rounds. He wasn't happy about the way he finished the season but he beat guys that beat him last year at state, and it damn near made me cry when he did. He's also wrestling seniors that have about 15 pounds of muscle over him. He's got a lot of heart. In between his matches I got new jeans, new shoes, new keyboard and one more day off.