Weird Waiters are Weird

We went out to Olive Garden tonight for dinner and ended up witnessing one of the funniest things ever.
Towards the end of our meal there was a new family that sat just in front of us. So our original waiter takes a break, he was a pimp, and here come one of the goffiest people I have ever seen. As he begins the clean our table he knocks over the cheese grater and under his breath he mumbles,

" Mother Fucker!"

The people that sat down next to us asked he was alright and he exclaimed,

"Its ok, I just lost my cheese!"

Following this was one of the ugliest and most awkward smiles I have ever seen. I almost crapped when he "smiled". And what the hell does that mean, 'I lost my cheese'? Then he proceeded to ask if we were of and if we wanted our check while starring at my sisters chest. So to let him know I noticed the constant stare I told him that our faces we up here.
And to finish the night off he claimed that he would give us a few extra mints. He gave us 3, total. There were 4 of us dining. And when he gave them to us he acted like it was a treat and he went out his way to get 'em. He even went as far to give a little wink , at my sister, in the end.

Now I know I don't write very well, but I think I got my point across.