Fuckin' Chuck Norris

Anyone who's ever watched Saturday Night Live(SNL) knows of the legends and stories about Bill Braskey. But has anyone heard the legends about Chuck Norris? With some help I have found some that keep you laughing, if not crying, from the very start. Everyone NEEDS to read them, they will brighten up you day. If you have the time go ahead and read through the random facts as well and rate them, there are some decent ones in there as well. And if you think you have a good story to add, go ahead and submit it.

"Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull."