May 31, 2006
Threadless
May 30, 2006
Randomness
Columbian goalkeeper scores on the Polish national team. It was a decent kick, the Polish keep got caught too far away from the goal and it was a weird bounce to gauge. It was unlucky, not a mistake.
Don't fly with Evan Williams, aka "Evhead".
Man gets ripped out of boat while fishing.
Keepin' it classy. X32 1ARO.
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The Shout-Out
May 29, 2006
May 28, 2006
Happy 21er, Me
We went ahead on and celebrated my birthday today instead of tomorrow. We went to the Family Fun Center and had an air hockey tournament. I got second. After, we went to Kaleidoscope for some of the valley's "best pizza", obviously. Then we came home to a Yummy Cake. My mom got a Grasshopper cake for me, which is my favorite, and had little ant candies put around the edges. It was real nice. Donnie, my sister and I plan on going out tomorrow night for my first legal drink as a 21er. Have a great Memorial Day.
May 27, 2006
X3 Spoilers
-Gene Grey/The Phoenix kills Cyclops in the beginning because she is a crazy bitch
-Rogue leaves to get injected with "the cure" to get closer to Ice Man
-Mystique tries to save Magneto and gets shot with "the cure"
-Xavier gets killed by The Phoenix after he confronts her, but he isn't really dead, he comes back in the secret ending
-Magneto loses his powers to "the cure", but the ending reveals that he didn't lose them completely
-The Phoenix gets killed by Wolverine
-Juggernaut is a BAMF
-Beast is a BAMF
May 26, 2006
Throwin' In The Towel
Sadly, around 5 pm yesterday afternoon, my "beard" was shaved off. Donnie was just getting a taste of what the scraggle monster felt like and I had been feeling since day 3. The bald spot on my right side was also pretty annoying, annoying enough for my to take my collar and cover the right side of my face while in class. Also, I wanted to be all cleaned up for my birthday on Monday. I didn't feel like going out all scruffy, so I did what I thought needed to be done.About twenty minutes after I shaved it off I started to have some regrets. I had worked really hard not shaving it off as well as listen to all the remarks I got around my house about the "dirt" on my face. Then when people started telling me that they liked the beard and now without it I look like a 13 year old, I felt even worse. So, from 20 minutes after I shaved off the beard from my first "no shaving" experiment, I began my new "no shaving" campaign, again. Pathetic huh?
X Men 3 Pwns All
Do you guys know when you go to a regular type movie, maybe a comedy or action, and there is always one, maybe two people that clap at inappropriate time and cheer on the characters? Imagine 3 theaters full of 'those guys.' Fahq, it was funny: Costume contests, mutant registration forms being passed out to be post on what, you named it, MySpace( I'm Cunt Splitter), and nerds with laptops watching funny cat attack videos. Next to me there was a kid, maybe 12, that would un-zip his pants and stick his hand down there every time Jean Grey of Storm would come on screen. Then say, "Time to put in away" when they left screen. Crazies, crazies, crazies.
May 24, 2006
Threadless
My sister is getting me this Threadless tee for my birthday. If you knew anything about my sister and I you would know that our brother-sister relationship is solely based on playing Scrabble and drinking Starbucks coffee.ps- I had to re-order my Blogger tee. Apparently something didn't go through and the order was canceled.
pps- I also looked into the tattoo I want, and hopefully will be getting soon. It's a small tattoo but the tattoo shops I visited had a minimum payment that they charge, so the cost will be a little more than expected.
Randomness
The Fresh Prince never gets old. Will and Carlton dance to The Sugar Hill Gang's "Apache."
Lesbians like kissing.
Nike and Apple join forces to offer a new line of footwear starting with the Nike Air Moire for $100.
:'(
2 teens threatened to distribute foolproof method to steal personal information of users on MySpace.com useless they were paid $150,000. There were arrested when undercover officers posing as MySpace employees.
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X-Men 3
Anyone seeing it at the midnight showing? My brothers and I got tickets for the 12:02 showing on Friday morning. The 12:01 am showing was all sold out already. Andrew will be going as Wolverine in his casual attire. Man, I hope there are some crazies out while waiting in line. I think that at all of the midnight showing I have been to so far(Spiderman 2, Harry Potter 1, 3 & 4, and Return of the King) there have been weirdos out. Some people would call them 'true fans,' I say it's just excessive.
Andrew, to spite those freaks wearing Spiderman costumes, punk'd them at the midnight showing of Spiderman 2. About 10 minutes before the movie started he hopped in front of the screen and yelled out, " My friend on the east just called me and said Marry Jane dies!" All hell broke loose. He was boo'd, chased, hunted by security for being cause of the up rising, and was threatened the be chastised. It was a funny story to hear later that day.
Andrew has work in the morning, which sucks for him, but I have the whole day off. If anyone else ends up getting 12:02 tickets, let me know, I'll save a spot in line because you can count on us being their earl enough for B.A. seats.
May 23, 2006
You Gotta Be Kiddin' Me
Fatal1ty
- Wake up at 12 noon
- Train for 4 hours
- Run 3-4 miles
- Have lunch/dinner
- Train another 4 hours 'till 4 am
- Oh yea, travel the world playing video games while making $200k a year
May 22, 2006
May 21, 2006
News
I've got some more complex ideas for some YouTubes that I can't do with my digital camera and will need to use my brother's camcorder. They will rock. I hope.
Shit
Beards Are Cool If You Can Actually Grow Them
So it has been about 2 weeks now and Donnie and I are still going with this 'no shaving' thing. Donnie isn't too bad, but I look horrid, sickly almost. It has some length, but it lacks the fullness a lot. My right side also has a hole and is beginning to annoy me. I'm starting to just mess with it and after a while it just makes my face irritated, then I get itchy and start itching it which makes it more irritated. I have to keep telling myself in the mirror, "Buck up you big bitch." I guess that if we want the results we intended on, a gnarly beard, we just have to wait it out.
May 20, 2006
'Da Vinci Code' Excels
Some people loved The Da Vinci Code while others found it boring and a bit lengthy, but despite all the controversy it still had a exceptional first day and predicting a very good opening weekend. 'The Code' opened on about 3,700 theaters world wide and made around $7,764 per screen, grossing $29 million it's first day.Personally I thought that The Da Vinci Code was good. Not great, awesome or B.A., it was just good. I have never read the book, and when the first trailers came out it looked like it was going to be a different movie than what it turned out to be. Yes, it was long and there was minimal action, but it was kind of exciting after hearing all the controversy about it. It was definitely interesting, and grabbed you at first, but with it being as long as it was it got old when the ending wouldn't end. I think that it is a good movie to see once, then wait a long time before seeing it again, because of the kind of film it is it's too long to watch once then again soon after to try and pick up on things you missed the first time.
Also, what did Da Vinci really have to do with any this film? It seemed like the only references to him in this film was at the beginning when they were following the clues on the pictures, but I may have missed the reasoning behind the title. So why is this film called The Da Vinci Code? It seems like they should have called it 'The Newton Code,' he was inspiration for the password on the cryptic thingy, which would seem to be a pretty vital part of this movie, I think.
May 19, 2006
"I think she's (Lindsay Lohan) worth about 7 million, which means she's really poor. It's disgusting."
May 18, 2006
Celebrity Bashing Time

Don't know why I thought of this, it just came to me. I'll think about it though and post my answer. Also, this is meant to be humorous, so if you do decide answer, keep this in mind..."WWJD?"
Downgrade
Being that I run/ran track, I totally know how that can feel, but at much, much lower level. Winning a Olympic Medal is incredible, but getting a world record beats that ten fold, I think. Having that taken away because of an error is shitty. Tuff luck, but Galtin is still the 'Worlds Fastest Man.'
"My parents raised me to be a good sport but I don't want to share the world record."
May 17, 2006
Some YouTube's
Here is an interesting review on the 'Vette Z06. It is ten minues longs, so here is a shortened version for if you don't have a long enough attention span.
Itssa paste!
SAXABOOM! I've known of the saxaboom for some time now, but haven't been able to find it recently. You can always count on YouTube to have any video that you are looking for. There are also directions to play exactly what he plays, but I have yet to locate them as well. Hail the D!
It's Hot
- 1 liter of water @ the Shell gas station- $1.00
- I know you can get perfectly good water from the tap in your house, but chilled bottled water just taste so much better, I think.
- Cherry Arctic Rush, Large @ Dairy Queen- $1.89
- Used to be called a Slush and sold for $1.50 and was exactly the came thing.
- Romano's Italian soda @ most Minute Markets- $1.29
- When this are frozen just long enough to start making ice chunk, whew, REFRESHING.
May 16, 2006
Personally, I don't think that it looks like a plane at all, its much too small. Here is another video in slow motion showing the "plane crash."
Are iPods Still Cool?
I remember back when the iPod first came out, I knew very few people bought one. Hell, I barely saw anybody with them at first. But you could recognize someone with an iPod by the classic white ear bud headphones. "Shiiiiit, that fool has an iPod," I would say in my head every time I saw those headphones. Anyone that didn't own the revolutionary new MP3 player either had a some other lower grade MP3 player, CD player, or even a cassette player. With those[other players] came either black or grey headphones, typically. At that time, for me, the white ear buds equaled "cool" and everything else equaled not so "cool." So, are iPods still cool?Now that Apple has started making so many different types of iPods (Nano, Shuffle, Mini, Video; which all come with the white ear buds), and all at varying prices, it seems that everyone has some model of iPod. Since the huge explosion in products that apple has created recently, I have started asking myself if iPods are still "cool." When walking around campus, I often look and try to figure out what type of players people have based on their headphones and often think, "Oooo, watchya got there." No longer are iPod users the minority, instead, it is often strange to see someone who is without an iPod, or at least its weird to me. I have heard mixed reviews on some iPods: Over priced and durability, meaning that they are meant to be coddled, and many more. I have no basis to compare to any other players, unless you want to count Minidisc's (the most recent of 3 Minidisc players I have purchased), then I'm all set.
Well, I don't know where I was going with all this, it was just a little thing that was on my mind. Is there anyone out there that for any reason prefers another player other than an iPod? If so, what is it? Why? Have you ever owned or used an iPod? People, hit me with some knowledge. I went from cassette player to CD player to a Minidisc player. And though the Minidisc made me feel like I was ahead of the curve with it's little portable discs, all the moving parts and accessories for easy live recordings, the truth is that the Minidisc player was old news from the moment of its conception due to the iPod coming out soon after.
I Might Actually Be Dying
I can't quite open my eyes fully, making me look cross-eyed, I start wheezing just from getting out of my bed, cringe every time I swallow, and I'm hocking loogies every 15.43 seconds due to my severe case of post nasal drip. My brother said, "You know Adam, you're not the only one to have ever gotten a summer head cold." "No der, but I have one right now, so you have to effing deal with my bitching," I replied. I wasn't mad at him, just mad because I have never gotten a summer cold before. I woke up this morning crazy hot because 1) I have this cold, and 2) because it is getting effing hot outside these days.
May 15, 2006
Sexiest cars of 2006. Rolls-Royce Phantom, Lamborghini Murcielago Roadster, Limited WRX STi, and a Honda Element? Nothing against 'em at all, but compared to the other cars with such high prestige, it seems like the odd one out.
May 14, 2006
1 Year Anniversary
Post Nasal Drip Has Me Down
If I Were To Get A Tattoo,
May 13, 2006
May 11, 2006
Telemarketers
Me: Machado residence.
Salesman: . . . (good 8 or 9 seconds)
Me: Hello?
Asian: Uh, hello?
Me: Hi!
Asian: Is Debbie Machado there?
Me: Nooo, sorry.
Asian: Is this Mr. Machado?
Me: Nope, this is one of her many sons.
Asian: (he begins laughing) Ohhhhh, haha, ok ok ok ok. Ummm?
Me: Would you like to leave a message for Debbie?
Asian: Actually I was just going to offer you some mortgage information.
Me: Ohhh, actually, I think that we just refinanced.
Asian: What, like 2 years ago?
Me: No.
Asian: 1 year?
Me: Uh uh.
Asian: Within 6 months?
Me: Yeah, well, we just refinanced 5 minutes ago.
Asian: Wow.
Me: Yeah, tell me about it.
Asian: Okay, I'll go ahead and take Debbie off the call list.
Me: Oh you are too kind.
Asian: Have a nice day sir.
Me: No, you have a nice day.
::hang up::
Ducks Are Weird

I thought that I was watching two ducks playing, but as it turned out, those two male ducks were involved in a "gang bang" with a female duck. I mean just look at that, usually you have to pay to see that kind of action, but not me. Ducks are weird.
ps-while editing the duck pictures the Life Aquatic theme song came on. It is funny looking through these pictures with it going. Actually, doing anything with that song on is funny, instant comedy.
Girl Suspended For Singing 'Threatening' Song
Jesus, that song has been spoofed for so long now, you'd think that the teacher would understand just a little bit that is has to be a commonly known and performed song among grade schoolers. Apparently the teacher was concerned when she said the word "shoot." Waaaaa! That teacher is a puss. Hell, I remember spoofing that song way back in elementary school ( I can honestly tell I never got a negative response when it was performed), along with the Batman song and the Popeye song:
I'm Popeye the sailor man (toot toot). I live in a garbage can (toot toot). I turned on the heater and blew off my wiener, I'm Popeye the sailor man (TOOT TOOT).
Randomness
Paris Hilton makes video games, not to mention an ass out of herself.
Fonts of Futbol jerseys. Real Madrid is my fave.
Fat kid falls in water.
Old SNL clip with Will and Cheri as cheerleaders. Only mentioning because of the Indian jokes in the clip.
A bad day to ride the Tram, or your scooter.
15 ways to live longer.
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May 10, 2006
Ehhh
The infamous Donnie Jeter called me up late last week wanting to make a little wager: the first one to shave* has to give the other $10. In other words, NO SHAVING. Seconds after the phone call ended I thought to myself, "Shit, the gene for facial hair isn't very prominent with Donnie. This is going to be bad." I have thought about goin' grizzly before, but never really followed through with it. I think that was Donnie's intention, for me to become his bearded photographer for the Medfordist. I have taken it upon myself to make up a nickname for all to call me during this period of time without shaving: Scraggle Monster. I don't think it will be too much longer 'till I start feeling better about it, I'm just in the tweener stage right now. If I make it, to the beardage town, I will post pictures my beard and maybe even my winnings, if I win. I'm psyched.*Not allowed to shave any facial hair what so ever. No shaving, trimming, or cleaning up. NOTHING.
On Moleskines
Why isn't there a Moleskine notebook with only perforated pages yet? Or at least a normal M notebook with a section in back with tear out pages. I found that while on my trip to Baltimore and D.C. that the perforated pages were incredibly useful for giving out little notes, directions, and fast food orders. They only have perforated pages, as far as I know, in the Cahier and Reporter notebooks. I suppose that for tear out pages I could just go to Fred Myers and just get a small spiral note pad, but the perforated pages in the Moleskine just make the torn out page look so nice and clean; no shredded edges or anything. I think that if the Moleskine decided to make a notebook with all it's pages perforated, they would see some pretty good results and requests for more shipments. I would convert to strictly a Perf'ed Moleskine user is they did go through with the idea.
May 09, 2006
May 06, 2006
Sign People
They walk here and there they say, lacquered in SPF 25 sun screen.
(Sign People)
Equipped with only a sign and a dream they walk these streets.
(Sign People)
They face the traffic, hecklers and the unforgiving sun, all day, everyday-For You
(Sign People)
Do they know what their signs say? Probably not, but stay true to their hearts and stand strong.
(Sign People)
"Sign People:Behind The Signs," coming soon.
May 05, 2006
May 04, 2006
How Could I Forget?
Has anyone clicked the new little symbol by the word verification box that Blogger has added? It is either for people that are in wheel chairs or for those who cant read the 19 letter word verification that gets crammed into a 1 x .5 inch area and ends up being a 9 point font.
May 03, 2006
May 02, 2006
Coca Cola Blak

It is a waste of $2.29 is you ask me. Go ahead and give it a try, it is interesting, but it's not a "carbonated fusion beverage" that will cure your swamp ass while driving around this hot summer. I would best describe it as a "carbonated, ass infused, crap provoking beverage." And there is no inspiring done by Blak, and instead of refreshing my mood, it activated the "take a dump" alarm in my gut. Harsh, and probably too much information, but it's true.
*Tweener is a term that is used in place the word between. Used most often when describing stages and their between stages. Example- "I got my hair cut a month ago and now I'm stuck in this awful tweener stage."




