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May 31, 2006

"Faceplant"

Dave Warshaw has defineatly earned the nickname "faceplant". On the Tv show So You Think You Can Dance, Dave attempts a somewhat standing front-flip, but on the way down catches his face on the floor while his momentum carries his legs foward and nearly hits himelf in the back of his head.

3:11 PM 0 Comments  

Threadless

I have an idea for a Threadless tee. It's simple, everyone already knows about em, and bringing 'em back is must for the survival of mankind. After I submit I will show you guys the final design.

12:54 AM 1 Comments  

May 30, 2006

Randomness

This guy looks somewhat tough, but I think that Scott can still fuck his shit up.

Columbian goalkeeper scores on the Polish national team
. It was a decent kick, the Polish keep got caught too far away from the goal and it was a weird bounce to gauge. It was unlucky, not a mistake.

Don't fly with Evan Williams
, aka "Evhead".

Man gets ripped out of boat while fishing.

Keepin' it classy.
X32 1ARO.

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10:20 PM 0 Comments  

The Shout-Out

I would like to thank Donnie, Scott, Amanda and Sam for the dot-com, I love it. It's totally a BAMF site.

2:38 PM 1 Comments  

May 29, 2006

X3, Again

"X-Men: The Last Stand" stormed to an estimated $107 million three-day opening, the largest ever for Memorial Day weekend and the fourth-biggest in box office history.

12:41 AM 0 Comments  

May 28, 2006

Happy 21er, Me

We went ahead on and celebrated my birthday today instead of tomorrow. We went to the Family Fun Center and had an air hockey tournament. I got second. After, we went to Kaleidoscope for some of the valley's "best pizza", obviously. Then we came home to a Yummy Cake. My mom got a Grasshopper cake for me, which is my favorite, and had little ant candies put around the edges. It was real nice. Donnie, my sister and I plan on going out tomorrow night for my first legal drink as a 21er. Have a great Memorial Day.

11:06 PM 6 Comments  

May 27, 2006

X3 Spoilers

Read at you own risk

-Gene Grey/The Phoenix kills Cyclops in the beginning because she is a crazy bitch

-Rogue leaves to get injected with "the cure" to get closer to Ice Man

-Mystique tries to save Magneto and gets shot with "the cure"

-Xavier gets killed by The Phoenix after he confronts her, but he isn't really dead, he comes back in the secret ending

-Magneto loses his powers to "the cure", but the ending reveals that he didn't lose them completely

-The Phoenix gets killed by Wolverine

-Juggernaut is a BAMF

-Beast is a BAMF

7:39 PM 0 Comments  

May 26, 2006

Throwin' In The Towel

Sadly, around 5 pm yesterday afternoon, my "beard" was shaved off. Donnie was just getting a taste of what the scraggle monster felt like and I had been feeling since day 3. The bald spot on my right side was also pretty annoying, annoying enough for my to take my collar and cover the right side of my face while in class. Also, I wanted to be all cleaned up for my birthday on Monday. I didn't feel like going out all scruffy, so I did what I thought needed to be done.

About twenty minutes after I shaved it off I started to have some regrets. I had worked really hard not shaving it off as well as listen to all the remarks I got around my house about the "dirt" on my face. Then when people started telling me that they liked the beard and now without it I look like a 13 year old, I felt even worse. So, from 20 minutes after I shaved off the beard from my first "no shaving" experiment, I began my new "no shaving" campaign, again. Pathetic huh?

2:53 AM 0 Comments  

X Men 3 Pwns All

It was an awesome movie. Beast was a complete power house. I had a lot of comical relief throughout the movie which kept you chuckling. Go out and see it, it was an experience. B.A. trailers as well.

Do you guys know when you go to a regular type movie, maybe a comedy or action, and there is always one, maybe two people that clap at inappropriate time and cheer on the characters? Imagine 3 theaters full of 'those guys.' Fahq, it was funny: Costume contests, mutant registration forms being passed out to be post on what, you named it, MySpace( I'm Cunt Splitter), and nerds with laptops watching funny cat attack videos. Next to me there was a kid, maybe 12, that would un-zip his pants and stick his hand down there every time Jean Grey of Storm would come on screen. Then say, "Time to put in away" when they left screen. Crazies, crazies, crazies.

2:35 AM 3 Comments  

May 24, 2006

Threadless

My sister is getting me this Threadless tee for my birthday. If you knew anything about my sister and I you would know that our brother-sister relationship is solely based on playing Scrabble and drinking Starbucks coffee.

ps- I had to re-order my Blogger tee. Apparently something didn't go through and the order was canceled.

pps- I also looked into the tattoo I want, and hopefully will be getting soon. It's a small tattoo but the tattoo shops I visited had a minimum payment that they charge, so the cost will be a little more than expected.

11:27 PM 2 Comments  

Randomness

A wedding cake of Texas A&M's Kyle Field. Simply amazing.

The Fresh Prince never gets old. Will and Carlton dance to The Sugar Hill Gang's "Apache."

Lesbians like kissing.

Nike and Apple join forces
to offer a new line of footwear starting with the Nike Air Moire for $100.

:'(

2 teens threatened to distribute foolproof method to steal personal information of users on MySpace.com useless they were paid $150,000. There were arrested when undercover officers posing as MySpace employees.

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10:40 PM 0 Comments  

X-Men 3

Anyone seeing it at the midnight showing? My brothers and I got tickets for the 12:02 showing on Friday morning. The 12:01 am showing was all sold out already. Andrew will be going as Wolverine in his casual attire.

Man, I hope there are some crazies out while waiting in line. I think that at all of the midnight showing I have been to so far(Spiderman 2, Harry Potter 1, 3 & 4, and Return of the King) there have been weirdos out. Some people would call them 'true fans,' I say it's just excessive.

Andrew, to spite those freaks wearing Spiderman costumes, punk'd them at the midnight showing of Spiderman 2. About 10 minutes before the movie started he hopped in front of the screen and yelled out, " My friend on the east just called me and said Marry Jane dies!" All hell broke loose. He was boo'd, chased, hunted by security for being cause of the up rising, and was threatened the be chastised. It was a funny story to hear later that day.

Andrew has work in the morning, which sucks for him, but I have the whole day off. If anyone else ends up getting 12:02 tickets, let me know, I'll save a spot in line because you can count on us being their earl enough for B.A. seats.

8:52 PM 0 Comments  

May 23, 2006

You Gotta Be Kiddin' Me

So my Flickr Pro ended this evening and I have just noticed that I have all my sets, but only 200 pictures are available. Almost everything before that most recent snow storm we had a little while ago, is gone, vanished, Poof, see ya later. I hope they come back when I renew my account!

11:28 PM 2 Comments  

Fatal1ty

Schedule:
  • Wake up at 12 noon
  • Train for 4 hours
  • Run 3-4 miles
  • Have lunch/dinner
  • Train another 4 hours 'till 4 am
  • Oh yea, travel the world playing video games while making $200k a year
This is the life of Jonathan "Fatal1ty" Wendel. He has considered himself a Pro-Gamer since he was 21, now at 25 he owns his own company, brand and he trains/sponsors other 1337 gamers to keep his legacy alive. It all started when he was 18 going to school part time and working part time, he emptied his bank account, worth approximately $500, and went to Dallas, TX to play in a gaming tournament. He came back home with a $4,000 check. (via Forbes)

7:58 PM 1 Comments  

May 22, 2006

1 Week

10:56 PM 1 Comments  

May 21, 2006

News

I'm gonna become a usual YouTuber. It's kinda fun just putying stupid videos online for others to laugh at or get offend by for no reason what so ever. Donnie and Scott have made making little videos pretty usual as well. It'll be good for when I'm really effing bored and I don't feel like writing how effing bored I am, I can just make a little video that will turn me from really effing bored to not really effing bored. Eff. Oh, saying effing a lot was done of purpose, so don't go all hyper active on me.

I've got some more complex ideas for some YouTubes that I can't do with my digital camera and will need to use my brother's camcorder. They will rock. I hope.

11:47 PM 1 Comments  

Shit

My Flickr Pro ends on Tuesday. Great. I think that it officially ends Tuesday night and 12 am. Looks like I'm carrying my camera around for the next couple days so I can upload as many pictures as possible. I got my first Flickr Pro account from Donnie ask a gift last May before I even knew what Flickr was, which was totally awesome because it's like a $25 value. A gracious friend indeed. Looks like I have to find someone to pick another one up for me;)

11:32 PM 0 Comments  

PostSecret

I think that Sarah Schoenhals sent in a secret to PostSecret. Sorry Sarah, I had to.

2:16 AM 0 Comments  

Beards Are Cool If You Can Actually Grow Them

So it has been about 2 weeks now and Donnie and I are still going with this 'no shaving' thing. Donnie isn't too bad, but I look horrid, sickly almost. It has some length, but it lacks the fullness a lot. My right side also has a hole and is beginning to annoy me. I'm starting to just mess with it and after a while it just makes my face irritated, then I get itchy and start itching it which makes it more irritated. I have to keep telling myself in the mirror, "Buck up you big bitch." I guess that if we want the results we intended on, a gnarly beard, we just have to wait it out.

1:13 AM 5 Comments  

Some YouTube's

I Believe I can fly.

Kinda old, but it's a good one. Robot Dance.

1:12 AM 1 Comments  

May 20, 2006

'Da Vinci Code' Excels

Some people loved The Da Vinci Code while others found it boring and a bit lengthy, but despite all the controversy it still had a exceptional first day and predicting a very good opening weekend. 'The Code' opened on about 3,700 theaters world wide and made around $7,764 per screen, grossing $29 million it's first day.

Personally I thought that The Da Vinci Code was good. Not great, awesome or B.A., it was just good. I have never read the book, and when the first trailers came out it looked like it was going to be a different movie than what it turned out to be. Yes, it was long and there was minimal action, but it was kind of exciting after hearing all the controversy about it. It was definitely interesting, and grabbed you at first, but with it being as long as it was it got old when the ending wouldn't end. I think that it is a good movie to see once, then wait a long time before seeing it again, because of the kind of film it is it's too long to watch once then again soon after to try and pick up on things you missed the first time.

Also, what did Da Vinci really have to do with any this film? It seemed like the only references to him in this film was at the beginning when they were following the clues on the pictures, but I may have missed the reasoning behind the title. So why is this film called The Da Vinci Code? It seems like they should have called it 'The Newton Code,' he was inspiration for the password on the cryptic thingy, which would seem to be a pretty vital part of this movie, I think.

11:42 PM 2 Comments  

May 19, 2006

10 Days

12:00 PM 0 Comments  

'Anil Dash on Blogs' by Dave Gray

2:39 AM 0 Comments  

Paris Hilton's guy friend rips on Lindsay Lohan, A LOT, then she speeds off dangerously.
"I think she's (Lindsay Lohan) worth about 7 million, which means she's really poor. It's disgusting."

1:36 AM 0 Comments  

May 18, 2006

Celebrity Bashing Time

(From the left: Paulie Shore, Puck Rainey, Scott "Carrot Top" Thompson)
If you could pick any one celebrity (movie star, professional athlete, musician, professional blogger, etc) to meet, preferably one that you dislike, just so that you could tell them what you think of him/her, who would it be and what would you say to them?

Don't know why I thought of this, it just came to me. I'll think about it though and post my answer. Also, this is meant to be humorous, so if you do decide answer, keep this in mind..."WWJD?"

10:38 PM 1 Comments  

Banana Man learns not to play with fire, the hard way. He might really be retarded, I'm not sure yet. Also, be sure check out the condition of his face before and after, it's pretty gnarly.

10:35 PM 0 Comments  

Downgrade

Justin Gatlin's world record time of 9.76 seconds in the 100 meter dash has been downgraded to a 9.77 due to an error in the time reading. The time was a 9.766, which means it has to be rounded up to a 9.77 and would tie Jamaca's Asafa Powell's time of 9.77. Yeesh. That can't feel good.

Being that I run/ran track, I totally know how that can feel, but at much, much lower level. Winning a Olympic Medal is incredible, but getting a world record beats that ten fold, I think. Having that taken away because of an error is shitty. Tuff luck, but Galtin is still the 'Worlds Fastest Man.'
"My parents raised me to be a good sport but I don't want to share the world record."

12:10 AM 1 Comments  

May 17, 2006

Some YouTube's

Some impressive gymnastic work.

Here is an interesting review on the 'Vette Z06. It is ten minues longs, so here is a shortened version for if you don't have a long enough attention span.

Itssa paste!

SAXABOOM! I've known of the saxaboom for some time now, but haven't been able to find it recently. You can always count on YouTube to have any video that you are looking for. There are also directions to play exactly what he plays, but I have yet to locate them as well. Hail the D!
Update: Tabs here!

10:58 PM 0 Comments  

It's Hot

It has gotten way too hot in Medford way too fast. If I remember right, we went from mid/high 70's to, what I've seen around town, mid/ high 90's virtually over night. I can find very few way to remedy this dry and hot weather. These are my top purchases in hopes of curing myself of swamp ass:

  • 1 liter of water @ the Shell gas station- $1.00
    • I know you can get perfectly good water from the tap in your house, but chilled bottled water just taste so much better, I think.
  • Cherry Arctic Rush, Large @ Dairy Queen- $1.89
    • Used to be called a Slush and sold for $1.50 and was exactly the came thing.
  • Romano's Italian soda @ most Minute Markets- $1.29
    • When this are frozen just long enough to start making ice chunk, whew, REFRESHING.

2:53 PM 0 Comments  

May 16, 2006

Video of the 9/11 attack on the Pentagon has been released. It has taken along time for these to come out, and still the video isn't really that clear. You see a white spot for a second, which is supposed to be the hijacked jet/cruise missile/drone plane, but other than the explosion there isn't much to see. It's interesting.

Personally, I don't think that it looks like a plane at all, its much too small. Here is another video in slow motion showing the "plane crash."

11:45 PM 0 Comments  

Are iPods Still Cool?

I remember back when the iPod first came out, I knew very few people bought one. Hell, I barely saw anybody with them at first. But you could recognize someone with an iPod by the classic white ear bud headphones. "Shiiiiit, that fool has an iPod," I would say in my head every time I saw those headphones. Anyone that didn't own the revolutionary new MP3 player either had a some other lower grade MP3 player, CD player, or even a cassette player. With those[other players] came either black or grey headphones, typically. At that time, for me, the white ear buds equaled "cool" and everything else equaled not so "cool." So, are iPods still cool?

Now that Apple has started making so many different types of iPods (Nano, Shuffle, Mini, Video; which all come with the white ear buds), and all at varying prices, it seems that everyone has some model of iPod. Since the huge explosion in products that apple has created recently, I have started asking myself if iPods are still "cool." When walking around campus, I often look and try to figure out what type of players people have based on their headphones and often think, "Oooo, watchya got there." No longer are iPod users the minority, instead, it is often strange to see someone who is without an iPod, or at least its weird to me. I have heard mixed reviews on some iPods: Over priced and durability, meaning that they are meant to be coddled, and many more. I have no basis to compare to any other players, unless you want to count Minidisc's (the most recent of 3 Minidisc players I have purchased), then I'm all set.

Well, I don't know where I was going with all this, it was just a little thing that was on my mind. Is there anyone out there that for any reason prefers another player other than an iPod? If so, what is it? Why? Have you ever owned or used an iPod? People, hit me with some knowledge. I went from cassette player to CD player to a Minidisc player. And though the Minidisc made me feel like I was ahead of the curve with it's little portable discs, all the moving parts and accessories for easy live recordings, the truth is that the Minidisc player was old news from the moment of its conception due to the iPod coming out soon after.

5:52 PM 2 Comments  

The Dutch are some crazy sons 'a' bitches, but God dammit, I respect 'em.

5:47 PM  

I Might Actually Be Dying

I can't quite open my eyes fully, making me look cross-eyed, I start wheezing just from getting out of my bed, cringe every time I swallow, and I'm hocking loogies every 15.43 seconds due to my severe case of post nasal drip. My brother said, "You know Adam, you're not the only one to have ever gotten a summer head cold." "No der, but I have one right now, so you have to effing deal with my bitching," I replied. I wasn't mad at him, just mad because I have never gotten a summer cold before. I woke up this morning crazy hot because 1) I have this cold, and 2) because it is getting effing hot outside these days.

12:19 AM  

May 15, 2006

Sexiest cars of 2006. Rolls-Royce Phantom, Lamborghini Murcielago Roadster, Limited WRX STi, and a Honda Element? Nothing against 'em at all, but compared to the other cars with such high prestige, it seems like the odd one out.

12:25 AM 0 Comments  

May 14, 2006

1 Year Anniversary

I have officially been blogging on Blogger for 1 year to this day. If you can't tell by my first post, Napoleon Dynamite and Dodgeball were a big influence on my online voice. I have made 564 posts, had 1908 profile views, gone through more than 15 design changes, and have had approximately 75,000 hits in the 365 days since the HACKERATi was first introduced to the SOB last May. Donnie Jeter conned me into getting a blogger one year ago, and to this day we are still keepin' it real gangsta. Thanks buddy.

11:59 PM 1 Comments  

With the competition going on between Donnie and I, I was wondering if this would be a good shirt to get?

11:24 PM 1 Comments  

Post Nasal Drip Has Me Down

I supposedly have allergies now. I know that you can acquire allergies at any time, but at night seems very odd to me. Just before I went to bed last night I get a crazy runny nose which then lead to nasal congestion. This morning I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy head. "It's just allergies, Adam." Now I have mad post nasalage. Sniff sniff, hock. Sniff sniff, hock.

11:15 PM 1 Comments  

Proof that people on MySpace are highly intelligent and clearly know the difference between right and wrong.

12:52 AM 0 Comments  

If I Were To Get A Tattoo,

what do you guys think I would, or should, get and where would I get it? I am actually getting one, I just wanna see what you guys think I would get. Donnie and Amanda, you are not allowed to answer for obvious reasons.

12:41 AM 8 Comments  

May 13, 2006

Kevin Federline meets the Witch Doctor.

6:44 PM 0 Comments  

Blogger Is On It's Way




5:59 PM 0 Comments  

May 11, 2006

Telemarketers

::Ring Ring::

Me: Machado residence.

Salesman: . . . (good 8 or 9 seconds)

Me: Hello?

Asian: Uh, hello?

Me: Hi!

Asian: Is Debbie Machado there?

Me: Nooo, sorry.

Asian: Is this Mr. Machado?

Me: Nope, this is one of her many sons.

Asian: (he begins laughing) Ohhhhh, haha, ok ok ok ok. Ummm?

Me: Would you like to leave a message for Debbie?

Asian: Actually I was just going to offer you some mortgage information.

Me: Ohhh, actually, I think that we just refinanced.

Asian: What, like 2 years ago?

Me: No.

Asian: 1 year?

Me: Uh uh.

Asian: Within 6 months?

Me: Yeah, well, we just refinanced 5 minutes ago.

Asian: Wow.

Me: Yeah, tell me about it.

Asian: Okay, I'll go ahead and take Debbie off the call list.

Me: Oh you are too kind.

Asian: Have a nice day sir.

Me: No, you have a nice day.

::hang up::

11:49 PM 0 Comments  

Ducks Are Weird

Ducks
I thought that I was watching two ducks playing, but as it turned out, those two male ducks were involved in a "gang bang" with a female duck. I mean just look at that, usually you have to pay to see that kind of action, but not me. Ducks are weird.

ps-while editing the duck pictures the Life Aquatic theme song came on. It is funny looking through these pictures with it going. Actually, doing anything with that song on is funny, instant comedy.

10:57 PM 1 Comments  

Girl Suspended For Singing 'Threatening' Song

A Georgia high school junior has been suspended for a week for singing a spoof of "On Top of Ol' Smokey."

Jesus, that song has been spoofed for so long now, you'd think that the teacher would understand just a little bit that is has to be a commonly known and performed song among grade schoolers. Apparently the teacher was concerned when she said the word "shoot." Waaaaa! That teacher is a puss. Hell, I remember spoofing that song way back in elementary school ( I can honestly tell I never got a negative response when it was performed), along with the Batman song and the Popeye song:
I'm Popeye the sailor man (toot toot). I live in a garbage can (toot toot). I turned on the heater and blew off my wiener, I'm Popeye the sailor man (TOOT TOOT).

3:36 PM 0 Comments  

Randomness

'Roids or not, McConaughey is a Bonds Fan.

Paris Hilton makes video games, not to mention an ass out of herself.

Fonts of Futbol jerseys
. Real Madrid is my fave.

Fat kid falls in water
.

Old SNL clip with Will and Cheri as cheerleaders. Only mentioning because of the Indian jokes in the clip.

A bad day to ride the Tram, or your scooter.

15 ways to live longer.

Labels: Links

11:50 AM 0 Comments  

May 10, 2006

Ehhh

The infamous Donnie Jeter called me up late last week wanting to make a little wager: the first one to shave* has to give the other $10. In other words, NO SHAVING. Seconds after the phone call ended I thought to myself, "Shit, the gene for facial hair isn't very prominent with Donnie. This is going to be bad." I have thought about goin' grizzly before, but never really followed through with it. I think that was Donnie's intention, for me to become his bearded photographer for the Medfordist. I have taken it upon myself to make up a nickname for all to call me during this period of time without shaving: Scraggle Monster. I don't think it will be too much longer 'till I start feeling better about it, I'm just in the tweener stage right now. If I make it, to the beardage town, I will post pictures my beard and maybe even my winnings, if I win. I'm psyched.

*Not allowed to shave any facial hair what so ever. No shaving, trimming, or cleaning up. NOTHING.

12:48 AM 5 Comments  

On Moleskines

Why isn't there a Moleskine notebook with only perforated pages yet? Or at least a normal M notebook with a section in back with tear out pages. I found that while on my trip to Baltimore and D.C. that the perforated pages were incredibly useful for giving out little notes, directions, and fast food orders. They only have perforated pages, as far as I know, in the Cahier and Reporter notebooks. I suppose that for tear out pages I could just go to Fred Myers and just get a small spiral note pad, but the perforated pages in the Moleskine just make the torn out page look so nice and clean; no shredded edges or anything. I think that if the Moleskine decided to make a notebook with all it's pages perforated, they would see some pretty good results and requests for more shipments. I would convert to strictly a Perf'ed Moleskine user is they did go through with the idea.

12:26 AM 0 Comments  

May 09, 2006

20 Days And Counting

10:48 PM 1 Comments  

May 06, 2006

Sign People

(Sign People)
They walk here and there they say, lacquered in SPF 25 sun screen.
(Sign People)
Equipped with only a sign and a dream they walk these streets.
(Sign People)
They face the traffic, hecklers and the unforgiving sun, all day, everyday-For You
(Sign People)
Do they know what their signs say? Probably not, but stay true to their hearts and stand strong.
(Sign People)

"Sign People:Behind The Signs," coming soon.

9:53 PM 0 Comments  

Definitely worth a standing ovation. His mastery of all the aspects of dance is pure, violent and sexual. Well, at least till Chumbawumba, but they blew and there is no possible way to even try an attempt to dance to "I get knocked down." Watch for when Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" plays, Vanilla Ice's "Ice ice baby" plays, and MC Hammer's "Can't touch this" plays.

1:01 PM 1 Comments  

May 05, 2006

Randomness

Reviews on the Oozinator at Amazon.com. Damn, people really love that damn thing.

Pac-Man the movie. Definitely has some potential.

Skank.

New Burger King ad campaign. Watch for the Asian chopping bricks.

Labels: Links

1:13 AM 0 Comments  

May 04, 2006

How Could I Forget?

While downloading music illegally, I damn near slapped myself in the face when I noticed that I had yet to download Thriller by Michael Jackson. Shit, it's on my all-time favorites list, and it was like the only song I worked out to during all my track seasons in high school. We would hook up the stereo to play only Michael Jackson out on the football field while we ran. He's a genius, lyrically, and you certainly can't deny his other classics: Black or White, the Free Willy theme song, and Scream, among others. I'm ashamed and embarrassed.

11:18 PM 0 Comments  

Has anyone clicked the new little symbol by the word verification box that Blogger has added? It is either for people that are in wheel chairs or for those who cant read the 19 letter word verification that gets crammed into a 1 x .5 inch area and ends up being a 9 point font.

12:08 AM 0 Comments  

May 03, 2006

Donnie exclaimed to me earlier this evening that I should get myself a reader, any ideas on where to downlod a good, free reader for PC's?

11:35 PM 1 Comments  

I probably will not go to bed tonight. With the time spent on The Medfordist schedule and working on our most recent, and completed Interview with Lisa Greif; family detail and personal detail, I have given very little time to my studies. No worries though, I am fine working through the night, and most of the time prefer it. I have my 24 oz Rockstar by my side along with a healthy bag of Funyuns. I'll probably check in from time to time. I don't have too much work, but what work I have is strenuous, and involves lots of detail.

10:45 PM  

May 02, 2006

Coca Cola Blak

Blak
Big mistake! The instant that Coca Cola Blak hits your lips, it's what we have all come to know as classic Coke, but it goes on a steep down hill plunge from there. The tweener* stage is awkward; it is kind of tart, like Vanilla Coke is, then you have this weird coffee taste starting to sink in, but it still bubbly and carbonated like Coke. The after taste is super annoying, you start off drinking a soda and you end up with this thick ass coffee flavor funk stuck in your mouth, like coffee does anyway. You have to tongue the roof of your mouth to get it out, otherwise it's unbearable.

It is a waste of $2.29 is you ask me. Go ahead and give it a try, it is interesting, but it's not a "carbonated fusion beverage" that will cure your swamp ass while driving around this hot summer. I would best describe it as a "carbonated, ass infused, crap provoking beverage." And there is no inspiring done by Blak, and instead of refreshing my mood, it activated the "take a dump" alarm in my gut. Harsh, and probably too much information, but it's true.

See the rest of the pictures here.

*Tweener is a term that is used in place the word between. Used most often when describing stages and their between stages. Example- "I got my hair cut a month ago and now I'm stuck in this awful tweener stage."

10:31 PM 4 Comments  

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