Typical

I just got my bug back mid last week. I had some engine work done for about a week, had to take out the bigger components to my stereo system (which are on sale) and had alignment work done this morning. I gave Miracle Shield twenty of my hard earned American dollars and had it washed and lightly detailed. The day was going just fine.

At the Highland 4-way, where they are constructing the new round-about, there are just dirt roads. They wet down the roads so that there isn't a huge dust storm going on all day. Everyone drives slow, being courteous to not get their car or other drivers cars muddy or dusty.

Out of nowhere this hill-billy in a Plymouth Duster goes tearing ass through the intersection and sprays everyone's car with muddy-ass water. A PLYMOUTH DUSTER! Fucked by irony once again. " Uhhhh haha, uhhh...Fucker!" I said this while gritting my teeth but while mainting a smile, which means I'm pretty effing angry.

Air Max Plus

Supposedly, Nike will be make a one time edition of the best Air Max's, '90, '95 & '97, featuring the Nike Air Max 360 sole. I will own a pair when they arrive. The price is still unknown, but they should be out by September 30th.

Reign: Over

We are in Bend right now for the Miss Oregon 2007 competition. Allison will be giving up her crown tommorow afternoon. We're having a good time- Tons of very attractive females in swim suits, shit, how couldn't you? I'll be back around 9pm tommorow.

This is Super Official

Nothing intense has gone on recently. I've been working a lot, just makin' that money, HOOOOO! I've almost been at Costco for three months now and my90-day review is coming up soon. I have a feeling that it will be pretty good. After my thirty day review, which was a good one, I was spotted and noted by other supervisors in the building and was commended for my work ethic by my own manager and other employees throughout the store. I've been told so far that I am a "keeper," that I am needed, I will go a long way with Costco with the attitude I have and that I am assistant Manager/Manager material. Assistant Manager would be awesome, I would even settle for Supervisor. We just had a two year employee from the food court move out and onto the front-end as a Supervisor and is now making $19.75 an hour.

I guess that there is a possibly that I could not make my 90 days, but I've been told that I will, for serious.

Poketo, HOOOO!

I just got my new Poketo wallet in the mail today. I was flat, and easily fit inside a normal envelope, and I got all pissed off when I didn't see a package. Then when I found it amongst the other mail I was like, "Oh, it's here," ::un-enthused::.

It's like a cooler, way more classy version of the duct tape wallet.

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I Love It

I love it when a seemingly kind Costco member comes up to the counter and politely orders something. Then when you call it back for the "runners" to pick up, they become confused and in a pissy tone say, "Yeah, I know, that's what I ordered," thinking that you did not hear them and that you weren't really paying attention. Then they storm off like a troll with a smashed hot dog or polish dog from slamming their hand hard down on the counter.

This happens about every third order.

Pirate Football

A new season has come around and it's about time to start writing about Phoenix Pirate football. Phoenix lost a lot of big names last year, but on reserve were a lot of young 'n' routy underclassman ready to the reigns.

Phoenix played Ashland Friday night in Ashland. The final score was 23-20, Ashland. Both teams have fast, strong backs. Defense on both teams we're also strong. It was a great game. I believe that Ashland moved into the 5-A class and is in the Southern Sky Conference, and phoenix moved up to 4-A and still in the Skyline Conference.

I only right about the Phoenix Football season Because my brother is on the varsity squad and has been since he was a freshman, he is a sophomore now. He was 2/2 on PAT's Friday night

The Giant

My brother, Alex, often likes to take pictures of us with his cell phone's camera. He likes making it look like we are little people and he is a giant grabbing us with his giant hands. I think that this could explode into a huge group on Flickr, kinda like the turkey neck, if it hasn't already.

AR 15 = <3

Donnie, Andrew, Jordan and I went out to the range today and shot a big fucking gun, an AR-15 Bushmaster Varminter. 'Twas awesome. I would guarantee that if you picked it up and put a couple rounds through it you would say, "Damn, this makes me wanna shoot something/someone." You just can't help. Everything on this gun is tuned to precision. It has a floating barrel, meaning that you have very little recoil though your shots are powerful as fahq. We also shot a Glock 45 ACP. It was also fun. Nothing is more manly than going out on day off and shooting big powerful guns with your shirt off, and later posing with 3 other dudes for pictures that will be published on the internet. Soo grown-up.

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Modern Day Zissou Shanked by Stingray

It's true, Steve Irwin is dead. I haven't read anything online about what happened exactly, but I've talked to a few people to gather some info. I think that it is awesome. Well, obviously it's sad that he lost his life, but Irwin, our modern day Steve Zissou died doing what he loved. Hell, his first name is Steve., and I bet that he would have soon retired his current outfit for a blue uniform and red beanie and would start carrying a Glock. It's not like he just got old and died some retired explorer/adventurer, he was out there, in the bush, exploring, adventuring, showing us things we have never seen or even thought about knowing his life was at risk, and God dammit, I respect him.

Spiderman 3

There is a new Spiderman 3 poster that has "leaked" out, and I have to say, it is filled with all sorts of sexiness. This movie will be amazing.

New Spiderman 3 poster!

Oozinator

The Oozinator has now gone on sale! It's 75% off the gun and reload cartridges, making to $6.24 and the bio ooze cartridges are 99 cents! Look for 'em at Fred Meyer.

My gun went bad, so I picked another one up along with 5 bio ooze reloads! GROOOOSSSSSSS! DISGUSTING!