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Noice!

So I basically suck at Fantasy Basketball. Some guys at work were talking about their wives and how they play by just picking the names that sound cool. I didn't tell them that that is how I picked my bracket.

My brother is watching The Mummy VHS. I mean it's in full screen and you can't through chapters. Lame.

This could have been a great t-shirt.

Yeah, this is pretty funny.

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Jagg Off. 1:38 reminds me of life back at the apartment when I was still working mornings at Costco.

Cory just couldn't apologize, and now he has a tee shirt.

"Worst Spider-Man ever." 'Nuff said.

This is why steroids are bad for you. I had a hard time watching this.

I can't wait to see Hellboy 2: The Golden Army.

Crank dat Saved by The Bell!

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HECK YES!

This guy really enjoys clapping, it's kinda creepy actually.

I'm going to the Emigrant Lake water slides, RIGHT NOW! I don't care how gross they are.

Ah-Ee-Oo Killer Tofu, Oo-Ee-Oo Killer Tofu!

I don't know if this shit is old or not, but I still felt that it was link worthy.

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The Interwebs hath broked'ed. It's all web 2.0's fault.

Where are they now?: Sports movie tomboys. Remember the Titans, Little Giants and Bad News Bears all had their tomboys mentioned.

The stars of the Harry Potter movies celebrate with the release of the newest HP book. NSFW.

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"The greatest five second video on the internet." It truly is.

They should call it Rubin's Cube.

Baby fights to stay awake while on the couch.

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I've always wanted to go on Disneyland's Jungle Cruise.

Slow motion video of a water balloon not breaking. Wild. And to flip it on y'all, here is a video one a water balloon being popped. Oldie but goodie.

You'd think with a name like "Ostrich People" that they would be fast runners. Instead they are just in-bread freaks.

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This is Sparta. Classic.

Donnie only has 10 Blingo invites left from his unlimited starting supply. Pick one up, because they are going fast!

Chosen from the crowd, this guy can easily be compared to Dr. J and Michael Jordan.

Top 10 movie bullies.

Fandango Sucks. This is what you get if you win a movie ticket: A list of crap movies with no available passes. It is free though.

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Stand-up and beat boxing mixed with heavy doses of genius. Watch the whole video, it's amazing.

"I've often heard them say, 'Why don't you use earplugs?'" said Vincelette, who lives on Deep Grass Road in Houston. "Well, that's the same thing as if they smeared excrement in your home and said, why don't you wear a clothespin on your nose instead of telling us that we can't smear this in your house?"

Apparently Cho shot off 170-plus rounds in about 9 minutes before turning the gun on himself. That's just crazy. Scott and I shared a box of 100 rounds and it seemed to take longer than 9 minutes.

"Peeling out" is like...The coolest thing ever! RAAAAAAAAAA!

Goats love fences of ze electric (electric fences).

Some truly brilliant inspirational posters.

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Morse Code is faster than Text Messaging.

This is pretty old school. I'm pretty old school myself.

A crazy ass game that nobody else plays. Like the cup stacking game, kinda, but with dice.

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How is this not cool?

Jason Kottke likes MIMS, "This is Why I'm Hot." How can such a classy guy listen to such shitty music. Not all the the music he sports is crap, just a few names I noticed on this one seemed to be a little off. Kottke.Org.

PTA meeting gone bad. Looks like it's in Oakland, Californ eye aye, which in that case is not so surprising.

Funny Arnold clip. It takes a while til the outburst, but its worth it.

Cadbury eggs have gotten smaller over the years. Check it out.

Fruit booter kid smashes face. At no time in the video did it look like he ever had a chance, even when he was a blur at the very beginning.

Help Josh get into the Guiness Book of World Records.

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Slam dunk contest stunt goes wrong. Nothing crazy, this white dude just cant jump.

Clint Dempsey raps. I don't care how gangster he is, he makes people look like bitches on the pitch. DON'T TREAD ON THIS! "Thanks to Socca I rock more ice than a hockey skate."

Gayest thing of all time.

They are more than meets the eye.

Top 5 animal attacks on reporters. I was satisfied with #1 and #5 is by far the most funny attack/reaction.

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Modern day Michelin Man Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man*! Here is a picture of the real Stay-Puff*. Can you see the comparison. Can you? CAN YOU? Remember that shit on Ghost Busters? I was always a little uncomfortable when the Stay-Puff* got all angry.

Kottke just linked the video of the Bugatti Veyron? Where has he been?

Star Trek Flat for sale. Interior designer and Trekie built the flat himself and substituted the bedroom for a transporter room. (via madhattr)

Is it true that you get a FREE sticker if you link to GeekFury.com? TRY IT AND SEE!

New Spiderman 3 poster! Check it here! (thnx Alex)

*Stay-Puff, not State Puff. I've given myself a Douche Card.

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300 trailer...For the PG version (thx Tom).

If anyone cares about seeing the ISS (International Space Station) pass over, here is a running schedule (for the Medford area) for when it goes by. It shows which direction it will be heading, the angle it will be visible at, time in sky, and where it leaves sight. I've seen it a few times, but that was a while back. You can see how rare it is to get a good view on it with the ISS at 11 degrees at max elevation.

I bought two (2) Busted tees! This one and this one.

I have this case coming as well, for my Macbook.

What I'm reading right now: Criticism of Christianity and Teapot.

Why does the Easter Bunny lay eggs? I guess we can add it to the short list of mammals that's lay eggs: Platypus, Echidna (short and long beaked), and now the Easter Bunny.

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"Worst "special effects" ever televised."

Fergie is a natural athlete.

Cat attacks reporter. I love the reaction from the reporter. If she were Amber Lynn Scott she would have known that the growling does not mean "having fun."

I own bitches everyday. Example:

Ken: (Watching "funny" car racing on TV") It's Mopar or no car.
Adam: Ah, ha ha, ah. It's Volkswagen of no wagon.
Ken: *silent*

Ken=Pwned.

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Octopus Wrastlin'. Too many suction cups for me. Gross. Looks more like intercourse between a stripped down Foot Clan member and Krang (from the old TMNT). If you don't know who Krang is then you must be lame. He was only one of the coolest action figures ever, along with the original Carnage figurine and Stretch Armstrong.

Ooph if I've ever seen one.

Treat your Sea Monkeys right. Only linked it because I've been the owner of Sea Monkeys before, and loved 'em, and wanted to see the new tanks. SEA MONKEYS SHALL LIVE ON!

Mac users are skinny? What the hell hapened to Sam? Just kiddin', but seriously.

Local deviant's plan to clean up Medford's streets is cut short by local authorities.

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It's Five O'clock somwhere.

They tried to make her go to rehab!

"Emo's, the only cereal thatunderstands you."

Star Wars theme beatboxed to perfection.

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Motorola's new Krzr and Rizr cell phones. The Krzr is a thin Razr, while the Rizr is a Slvr slider. Both are equipped with 2 megapixel cameras. (I just realized Donnie made a similar post. Anywho.)

"Then I'm gonna take Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again." "Dorothy Mantooth is saint!"

Kal Penn and Brandon Routh make a very Lazy Sundayish video. Starts off slow but the very very end is worth the wait.

These should be spotted soon in Medford.

Ima Pwnstar. (via madhatter)

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I wish I could roll with Bob Saget.

Henry Rollins: A love letter to Ann Coulter. The best acting Henry has ever done.

Batboy pummels fan. I think that he taught Goldberg how "Spear" bitches.

An excellent display of science using Diet Coke and Mentos. Scientists, they're so fucking wiley.

He can dizance! When adults do DDR it doesn't even look like dancing,they're just moving their feet. But with children, shiiit, looks like little people dancing, like...Real dancing.

Sasquatch water bowl prank.

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Here's to George Washington. "Washington, Washington, 6'8" weighs a fucking ton."

Extreme skipping!

"3 words for you- 'fuck off'... And then the exclamation point 'cause of the 3." Another So You Think You Can Dance contestant. He may be gay, insane, and an ass, but he can pull off one hell of a Magnum.

Ashton punks himself with a ratty 'stache.

A power mullet and his uncle hook the same fish. It's not crazy or anything, I just thought that the guy going crazy would probably have a mullet, and in the end he did. He also brings his garbage can out on the boat with him. If that's not white trash I don't know what is.

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Flying in fighter jets can make you pass out. "Sorry, wow, I went nowhere there for a while, wow."

Incredible hole-in-one from Fuzzy Zoeller. It appears to stop for like 10 seconds then starts rolling again heading right to the hole.

GOD DOESN'T EXIST! All the more reason to become a Pastafarian. If he had been a FSM follower, he would have went to a heaven with a stripper factory AND beer volcanoes!

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This guy looks somewhat tough, but I think that Scott can still fuck his shit up.

Columbian goalkeeper scores on the Polish national team. It was a decent kick, the Polish keep got caught too far away from the goal and it was a weird bounce to gauge. It was unlucky, not a mistake.

Don't fly with Evan Williams, aka "Evhead".

Man gets ripped out of boat while fishing.

Keepin' it classy. X32 1ARO.

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A wedding cake of Texas A&M's Kyle Field. Simply amazing.

The Fresh Prince never gets old. Will and Carlton dance to The Sugar Hill Gang's "Apache."

Lesbians like kissing.

Nike and Apple join forces to offer a new line of footwear starting with the Nike Air Moire for $100.

:'(

2 teens threatened to distribute foolproof method to steal personal information of users on MySpace.com useless they were paid $150,000. There were arrested when undercover officers posing as MySpace employees.

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'Roids or not, McConaughey is a Bonds Fan.

Paris Hilton makes video games, not to mention an ass out of herself.

Fonts of Futbol jerseys. Real Madrid is my fave.

Fat kid falls in water.

Old SNL clip with Will and Cheri as cheerleaders. Only mentioning because of the Indian jokes in the clip.

A bad day to ride the Tram, or your scooter.

15 ways to live longer.

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Reviews on the Oozinator at Amazon.com. Damn, people really love that damn thing.

Pac-Man the movie. Definitely has some potential.

Skank.

New Burger King ad campaign. Watch for the Asian chopping bricks.

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Olympic gold medalists are classy.

Backflips are fun!

Mustache tattoos make you about "Twenty...Three to twenty four percent cooler." They act as a great disguise as well. I also like their news anchors, a real lively bunch.

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Uhhhyaaakk. I don't think that puke is a form of payment for strippers.

The Oozinator! Looks like these kids are getting "the money shot" oozed (get it!) all over them. Definitely the wrong toy to try to advertise.

The pill...For men.

Silent but deadly. Threadless may have a lot more shirts, but I'm diggin' what Busted Tees is throwin' down.

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Tu-fur skating video*. Dude does the splits then has board smash his face.

Emo's, jeez.

The old flour-in-the-hair-dryer prank. Another good one is to put shaving cream in the hand blower in public bathrooms. Simple and effective.

Brain games aim boost your IQ. "Nintendo has sold nearly five million copies of its three Nintendo DS brain training games since the series launched in Japan a year ago."

Support Antishave 2006! Here is the button that Donnie and I conjured up, inspiration being Josh's "AS '06" logo of course.

*Tu-fur is short for two-for-one, and it sounds cooler too.

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The Easter Bunny: Kickin' ass 364 days out of the year.

Girls are stupid[1].

Watch this once, just once, then shoot yourself.

Fuckin' Chuck Norris. Anfter the the jump you'll be able to enjoy 'The Legends of Chuck Norris'. There ya go Eric.

[1]Girls really aren't stupid, just that girl.

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Get Firefox...Everything else if fucking retarded!

Uhhhh, This is pretty retarded as well. Scott, can I jump on you head smashing a bunch of thumb tacks into your skull? I think that you have potential to make a funnier comment then this guy did.

Epcot Center rides kill people.

Catapult and Trebuchet kits. God, I remember making these things (trebuchets) in Tech class at Talent Middle School. Geeze, they are so much fun.

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Found some very funny videos and links tonight, probably the best 'Randomness' I've put together. ENJOY 'EM!

NINTENDO 64!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My abs hurt and eyes stung after watching this video. Perfectly captured how awesome the '64, at the time. Beautiful editing. One the of funniest videos I have ever seen, period.

The American Pie trailer...Recut. My brother and I both said that we would be at the midnight showing if this were to have come out.

The top 87 bad predictions of the future. "Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"-H.M. Warner, Co-Founder of Warner Brothers 1972.

All links were found at GorillaMask.net-The best links and videos posted daily.

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Remove the glass from the doors of a busy mall and what do you get? A bunch of people looking like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob.

Chef's last episode on South Park. And what better way to end it than with him dying....A horrible... Painful...Tormenting death. Well, that's South Park.

Drew Lache will be cohosting the Miss USA Pageant. Yay, I'm so looking forward to it.

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Fruit booters, always so cautious and alert (via Break). Good thing that Ford Expedition only ran over his hips and not his head. How could you get up after something like that?

The Donald has another child (via Superficial). Hopefully Barron, that's his son's name, doesn't get passed the gene for bad hair- I don't think that I could handle 'The Onion Loaf' mini-sized.

10 things to believe in (aimed towards men). "I know that you folks need something to believe in. You want something out there, unlike God and Jesus, that is tangible, easily proven, and so loyal and steady you can set your watch to it."

Where's Waldo?

The Bladder Buddy. Are you fucking serious?

"I want to believe." The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has in depth information on the FSM and links to more information, supporters, and awesome merchandise. Check it out and enjoy.

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When Round House kicks don't work the only other option is the Tornado kick. If timed correctly they are guaranteed to f' you up.

'Duck,' the other greatest tool. The slide show, after the jump, shows some damn cool creations using the one and only Duct tape.

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The Magnolia Bakery in Manhattan picked up some pretty good advertising from SNL's "Lazy Sunday"(via Gorillamask). Here's a YouTube showing the effects of Chris Parnel and Andy Samberg's genius. Apparently people those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling, Gosling, Gosling, Gosling(doo doot doo).

Issac Hayes has resigned from his role on South Park as the voice of Chef. Constatnt mocking of multiple religions, including his own, Scientology, left the soul singer with no other choice.

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Cheerleaders are stupid...

But not as stupid as this guy.

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Chewbacca blogs! He has his very own blogspot and its chalk full of accurate and up-to-date information. Check it out. Chewy was meant to blog.

What happened to America's Jesus? I thought that it was interesting.

Bioflex: The worlds first perfect total workout system.

Talladega Nights: The Ballard of Ricky Bobby.

I love you Gary Busey. Anyone remember 'I'm with Busey'? Fuck I loved that show.

Octopus' sometimes walk on two arms. Their third mode of transportation. The other two are walking on all tentacles on the ocean floor and pushing/gliding through the water. (another video)

Evil dad scares his kid. Remember those concentration tests that seem peafeful, Then out of nowhere have a startling image folowed with a creepy and loud ass scream? This dad records his son's reaction. Soon after he ends up killing his family, 2 dogs, and everyone at the post office.

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Conan O'Brien the Barbarian. Use Conan's oversized head to defeat his enemies. An instant classic!

100 greatest dogs of pop culture history. Snoop Dogg is at #71, Dogbert is at #23, and white Fang is at #9. Who will be #1?

Dante and Randal are back! It might be Clerks...2, but it just isn't the same not being black and white. Still gonna see it though. SNOOOCH TO THE MUTHA FUCKIN' MOOOOOOON!!!!!!!

The Milk gallon challenge completed in 41 seconds. Just watch. I think that the guy might have some sort of mental disability because he has that Billy Bob Thorton underbite from Slingblade thing goin' on.

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James Lipton, host of "Inside the Actors Studio", performs Kevin Federline's "PopoZao." Damn I love James Lipton. I love him even more when he's making Federline look bad by spitting his lyrics better then Fed can himself. Touche James Lipton, touche.
(via Gorillamask.net)

A Florida lawyer catches a sailfish off the coast of Guatemala. No big deal right. It would be except for the fast that he caught it with a fly-rod in his inflatable river kayak. I've seen the video, but cant get it to work for me, now.